I get home after night class.
Is my wife awake?
😴 Noooo! She is already asleep.
Is she passed out on her side of the bed?
Maaaybe...
😤 Nope! You have to poke the 🐻
The 🐻 has been relocated to her natural habitat.
Did she leave it how she found it?
Noooo!! She drooled everywhere!! ⛲⛲⛲
Wipe the drool!!
🤤